If you don\’t have anything nice to say, don\’t say it. Nowhere is this saying truer than in dating. If you\’ve found a new love interest that you plan to take out on Valentine\’s Day, you naturally want to say something memorable to impress her.
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Hot topics that could turn off your date
February 8th, 2009 · No Comments
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The bird
January 28th, 2009 · No Comments
Living in the country we have come to expect seeing different species of animals. Deer occasionally grace our presence. Of course, once we are seen by them they quickly disappear. One day as I was looking out a back window there were 7 or so wild turkey. After flying away, they have not returned. Many different birds come to our three feeders. Sunflower seed is spread on the ground for the doves and squirrels. Cardinals and smaller birds also search for food on the ground but the smaller ones mostly enjoy the feeders with their perches. We started throwing it on the ground to keep squirrels from eating the plastic off our original bird feeders. Now we have \”squirrel proof\” feeders that do a good job of keeping them from the food contained within.
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Riddles and indirect-thinking
January 23rd, 2009 · No Comments
Some riddles are a form of indirect-thinking question. To answer them, you have to move laterally in your mind, away from the expected guesses. This is especially true of funny riddles. What did the others do when the cannibal was late for dinner? They gave him the cold shoulder, of course.
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